Friday, November 14, 2008

Friday Bric-a-Brac

I am so sending my kids to this school. Run by the Blue Man Group! Creative thinking! Saying good morning in foreign and fictitious languages! Hell yes.


I could spend a highly amused afternoon listing off all the reasons I would fail the Obama team's background check. I'm already toast by number 13, because I have sent various forms of electronic communication that might be a source of embarrassment for the president elect should they become public. 14, have kept scandal-filled diaries. It gets boring through the financial sections, but picks back up again in the 50's when you're asked to list any complaint ever voiced against you by anyone. Government jobs, clearly not for anyone born into the internet age.

New York New York, perhaps I will find my fortunes this weekend.

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